soyacide:
too-fucked-up-to-care:
I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE.
I CAN’T FUCKING DO IT FUCK
let me reblog this again
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU FIND THE BLUE KEY!?
SERIOUSLY I’VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR HOURS
I’VE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE YESTERDAY, I’M SO FUCKING STUPID. I CAN’T FUCK
Not gonna lie.. p excited for this. WOO HOO ITS FRIDAY FUCKING PARTY, BRO
.. on Tumblr :3
(Source: marcellohnp, via forever-a-rone)
Jun 11
Reblog > Go to your tumblr > Click in the house > And try to get out of the house.
"don’t feel sorry for me.
I am a competent, satisfied human being.
be sorry for the others who fidget, complain,
who constantly rearrange their lives like furniture,
juggling mates and attitudes.
their confusion is constant, and it will touch whoever they deal with.
beware of them: one of their key words is “love”
and beware of those who only take instructions from their God,
for they have failed completely to live their own lives.
don’t feel sorry for me because I am alone,
for even at the most terrible moments, humor is my companion.
i am a dog walking backwards
i am a broken banjo
i am a telephone wire strung up in Toledo, Ohio.
i am a man eating a meal this night in the month of September.
put your sympathy aside.
they say water help up Christ:
to come through, you better be nearly as lucky."
"Love anything, and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless, airless, it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable."
rahrahng:
Everyone’s looking at you like
And you’re just like
love it.
(Source: cravingblueberries, via gaboobers)
Dec 31
That awkward moment when you’re playing with your pen in class and suddenly it flys across the room.
Dec 29
Ballin.
doctorcraven:
Bitches that obviously party.
bitches that play xbox
bitches that keep the xbox controller warm in their tits.
pale bitches.
bitches that look completely clueless.
dumb bitches.
bitches that play xbox
bitches that have a little class by covering up some of their tits with the controller.
bitches that lay on the floor.
no? okay.
Thats my Baby! :D
(Source: bigtimingnigga)
